When a man takes a shower, he...
1)Peels off his clothes and dumps them on the floor.
2)He walks into the bathroom and admires himself in the mirror,shadow-boxing.
3)He gets into the shower and fishes around for his crusty soap.
4)He uses this to wash his hair, face, armpits and... leaving pubic hair stuck to the bar.
5)He throws on some shaving cream and begins to shave,cursing his wife as he cuts his chin on a blunt blade.
6)After peeing in the shower, he throws back the curtain and steps out, dripping, on to the floor.
7)He dries himself with a face towel and flexes his muscles in the misty mirror.
8)He walks out dripping all over the bathroom carpet.
9)He throws his wet towel on the bed, sniffs the clothes he dumped on the wet floor, and if they dont smell like stale fish,he puts them on again.
Ciao.
